Hazzard Knytes

     I wanted to get this out as best as I could before I go in and get warm again. The Charcoal Nigerian fraudsters are at it again, only now they are coming in to snuff out your computer,, corrupt your files, but only if you don't scrape up, some of that so-called stimulus money promised to you by ole Uncle Don, and is fading fast elderly congressional minions. I'm still wrapping my head or trying to, wrap my head around just how much one gets, first it's $600.00 then it's $2,000.00 then back to $600.00 and nobody yet knows exactly who qualifies. What if you're not a usual tax filer? Or None filer, how do you know what you get, if you even get any. For me, it's purtty much spent anyway, Bills and all, plus my minoote pension, but hey there are lazy bums out there that theft is better than sweat.  Now then, in my years, I have only seen one other utility, that is as screwed up as CenturyLink. Not that there are not good people, but there is a very serious, inte

  Are you noticing? The more that Social Media Tech is increasing its footprints, the more it fails in the sitch, that few if anyone from Google to Facebook has any clue. Including WordPress, even grand old Yahoo is having hiccups. There just are not computer science and tech being taught in our schools. And way too much politics floating that Tech idiots are just that idiots. Even the soldiers on the ground here. Example, CenturyLink/Yumen, Started in mid-September after due to billing disputes between us an Sparklight took place. The concept was string fiber to the office Studio here. Which they kind of have, its all hooked together just waiting for CenturyLink slaves to show up and finish. No wonder my lady friend in Utah that used to work for them quit, and went to work for Comcast. The real funnybone jerker here is that earlier in the week, the fiber tech showed up. But did any of the sales staff like Dave or Jon, make a call, or email saying step 1 is done, or that someone was co

    Have you seen the increase of those who live in the city. I call it cityfied. I'm thankful that I live here in the Kountry, where things are not so blooming complicated. Our only big things are cattle getting out on one-lane roads, or the squirrels in the attic. Or thinking Ms. Hackney cutting a corner a bit fast in the school bus. She could be a NASCAR driver.  We don't get upset easily, and up to just about a very few years ago, this thing they call the Internet and/or computer anything was something from StarTrek. Today its a bit different, most of the local telecoms here, have no idea about fiber optics, or bandwidth. Heck Ms. Tizzdale at the Hazzard Phone Company, still thinks the only place for speed is on the roads on her motorbike. I love living here. Sure Twin Falls boasts what? 45,000 people at the last census count, but its still very much a farm country town, with farmers and agriculture being the major industry. Maybe that's why I know how to stay working,

  Today was one of those days, caught a glimmer of my future from Doc. Henderson, says he want to check out something to do with a sticky esophagus. Whatever that is. So came home and did whatever it is one does on a day off. Yes, I'm taking days off, at least every Tuesday. Look I bust my butt toewing all weekend long, bust tail overnight on radio, all the rest of the week, then there's Church duties, Then club duties, so on Tuesday, I put up my feet, watch Youtube TV, and say to heck with it.  So caught a thing on the newly created side of the USAF called the Space-Force. Look at the design of the uniform logo together with the one of StarFleet(StarTrek).   Do you see it? We are getting more and more closer to Roddenberry's vision, that it's no longer fiction. But that's not all of it, saw the news of the Saturn/Jupiter alignment. The song Aquarius by the 5th Dimension came to mind. What would happen if, the planets aligned, along with Mars, as in the song? What i

  Well here it was, reluctantly woke up a 09:00 thinking, shit gotta hurry up for Church. So grabbed my grubbies since that was all I had out to wear, Yogurt in hand, and off to Church. Except that our Ward started at 12:00, rather than the 11:00 hours that Ben told me the nyte before. I'm glad of that cuz I got to enjoy two Sacrament meetings. The first one had this team of 3 Missionaries singing a carrol, And my could the two ladies sing. I mean America's Got Talent good. So that ended, and it was our Lynwood, Ward's turn. This was my favorite part. They have it where it's spaced out every other pew, so, this couple and the most darling 3 and 4-year-old girls that love to tease to death, decided, rather I decided, why waste the real estate, sit down next to me. Now it's not cool to be coveting another SO, in Church, but this Mom, was a definite MILF. Nylons and all. About midpoint in the service, she took off her heels, I bent down caught a good inhaling sniff, an

  Remember when your Mom said there was no fury like a woman scorned? Try the idea of a woman that feels she was burned. In today's society its easy to think, that can be minimal, yet in real life, with techies, they can be very vindictive through doing such things as moaning about your website's content. To the point, paid for or not such outfits like WordPress, pulls your sites down rendering a ton of stress and work around's. That may or may not be, but it sure seemed that our sites went down, after I told the two fillies, that tried to suck money out of our Club, for doing absolutely nothing. Maybe, maybe not. But can you ever regain those sites? Only if you self host them, how do you do that? Of course these tech companies, sure have a way to hide. You can't call them by phone to speak, with one of their turbin heads, No matter how many emails, forum posts, one still can't get through.  Shy of me jumping in the Lady and taking a quick flight to Frisco, and walk

  My has this been one of those techy freaky days. Started out getting out of bed, had to, my butt was getting sore trying to stay in bed. After the all day and evening batch of sleepy meds at the tummy doctor. The body needed a jump start. So outta my bunk, I went. Into the Kitch, to snag one of beloved Saborico, yogurt drinks, of which there is no equal, and only now being able to get it from Walmart. Tried to get it from both Smiths Foods and Albertson's but hey they can't get it. Guess being the largest food retailers on the planet, gets you what you want. So then it was into the studio. Now tried to do a blog entry on WP, found that didn't work, apparently the concept that I bought(and paid for in full) my sites, there, still, they will not allow anything southern or Confederate on WP. I guess just not putting up the battle flag might be a way to slide back in there, but hey that's why I do radio. Then if that was not enough, our OAN news feed, was down, guess crap

  There is a thing that get's under me every once in a while. When I hear the echos of the killdeer's outside, I think back to those days in Hazzard. Out at our very rural home, long before Internet, and all that, no cable TV, although we tried to get the dumcauff's to stretch a wire from town out there. But I remember walking down to the mailbox, about half a quarter mile to the main road. I'd get about halfway and sit on this old main branch of a Russian Olive tree that had been torched by lightning years ago. I'd sit there with the squirrels, the two bobcats, and yes the killdeers who tended their nests close to that tree branch. The dripping of that overhang of that tree, and such it was indeed peaceful. No matter what was going on with the club, which was founded there in Hazzard in 1982, still, I sat there and drift off, take a euphorian trip to never-never-forever land, and enjoy it. This is what kountry living is all about. It's what I use still as a dru

  It's been one helluva ride. Its not over yet, butt,  What started fairly easy has become a nightmare to say the least. HazzardAyre Radio has hung in there, thanks to you our members and support sponsors. We have been off the air since December 2018, From the PoohBear disaster to crooked landlords not keen on bikers, Marine Combat pilots, and of course us Confederates. However after months of taking Goody's Powders   we have our club house as well as the beginnings of where the studios, built from ground up. Thanks to QuickSilver Computers here in Twin Falls, Idaho, as well as John Deere, Harley Davidson, and others I can see a real light at the end of a tunnel, and not another approaching train. The big hurddles that I can see right now is getting on air honeys and converting to not only audio radio but including vidio in studio whilest on air. However whilest a wall in front of us, like it was in the Corps, we find a way over, around or under but bust through despite the dou

It never ceases to amaze me at the idiocy of today's media. Its not just the local TV stations delivering news, noooo, FoX News Channel is also just as bad. Example was watching tonights ep, of Tucker Carlson's show. At the tail end of it this one, (of course blonde) contributor gets on there and her voice is so damn squeeky, that I had to mute my TV. Reminded me of the days someone would run finger nails down a chalk board. Dang it, FoX when selecting these people, at least select one that has a voice, not just blonde hair and neon legs.  As far as the local news, what local news? You watch CH-7, they have become so boring and aged that I watch about 5 minutes of a newscast, then go watch FoX or CNN. I saw a bloop in my inbox and on my phone not to long ago. On it was this thing, about supporting local news. Again, what local news? Newspapers are not much better, especially the one we have here in our area of Idaho. The Times News has no competition, why? Because once any

April 2020, I realized this morning as I stared at the ceiling of my hospital room, that I'm going to be 61 years old this month. Dang I'm getting old. Folks here in Hazzard used to bark about some of the sneaky schemes of old Boss Hogg. But some of theses shyters, I find on fb amongst others exceed anything Boss Hogg ever did. You'd think I'd be smarter. I'm praying Charlene isn't one of those, but even if it turns out she is, I only spent $500.00 on her, so if that's all and it will be all until she's living under our roof. We will see, now lets see if she follows through, or vanishes. Hope not. It'd be pure Heaven to have her here. But one can wish in one hand and poop in the other and find that one fills up faster. Even my associate at Walmart said so. Okay then , been watching the reruns of the series House. Which has one of my dream women Jennifer Morrison  is on it. She is still such a dream fox, that I get a stiffy everytime I watc

Great Hazzard Morning to ya'll, finally caught some shut eye overnight. Had a slight crisis, overnight that required me early this morning to exit the Wolf's Den. Had to go out on a toew, nobody else was available, then fuel the truck after. Which was good since I could snag some SKOAL, in the process. The teleconference style meeting of the WolfPack and us was fantastic. We got to do what we wanted to do, and discuss many things. And yes, I do think FB discriminates against us, and more so since this Emily entered the picture.     it would be grand if that'd work out as it seams on the surface, but I also remember at least 5 others that pitched the idea of moving out here with me that were nothing but smoke and mirrors for some con artist guy, trying to infiltrate the insides of the Reaper Crew, so, I'm being very careful. So with the confinement, of this Covid19, I renamed it, paininthebutt21 . But it does give me time to engineer the radio werx, so that b

With every body, being cooped up inside because of this Coronavirus and all, many start to feel blue and pouty. Me? Nah. Yes I caught the virus, but Doctor Henderson, says my exposure was mild and should clear with lots of bed rest, stay inside for two weeks, and drink lots of juice and water. Taking some antibiotics, and should be myself in a few weeks. So what do you do? Well I write, A LOT, work on radio gear in my home studio, and when that gets too much. I turn on my TV, and engage my VCR as well as my DVD player, then I tune out for a few hours, and melt into another world. A world much smoother and an easier time, I get lost in Hazzard County. Yes I get lost watching the Dukes-of-Hazzard   Hazzard County has been my escape and refuge, for nearly 41 years. Many say that its only a TV show, that's phony and has no substance. Besides the moral lessons I get from the show itself, for us in the Hazzard Knytes(that's Knights) Hazzard County is a way of life. You can ta