Has it ever happened to you, and Could it happen?

 


So I'm here working on things for the show this afternoon. So doing a Google search, which any more is about as useful as a bucket under a bull, and working the Manswers platform, I got to thinking, has it ever happened? Like Have you ever found yourself in an environment where all your futuristic fantasies were about to come true. So in my quest of everything stinky and kinky especially in the Pantyhose department, it was when I was just cresting age 15. My mom and Dad had taken off for some of their alone time. So they had this insurance guy and family. It was a Saturday afternoon, where 7th Day Adventists, so every one of the daughters were in pantyhose. So wanting to see if one could die due to being smothered under a bunch of feet, I had these gals take off their shoes, in cover my face with their feet. This didn't please the Daddy, but it was purely scientific, could someone be smothered by stinky feet in nylons. Answer no! But has it ever happened to you? In the could it happen, I think, yes, but needs tons of dollars, and someone willing to put in the time. Like finding things out about nature. Don't even do a Google or a Bing search because it's just not there. Example; my little feathered friends the killdeers. They bring so much curiosity. Fact is nobody has ever done any real measure on their lives. The whatever sezz they make a scrape, for a nest. What kind of scrape? How deep, is that scrape, and is it in a anti-weather place? Then there are those other questions, that I love to explore. Purely scientific, but what would happen if a human male sniffed at the butt of a greeting with another human female? 
Like our 4 legged canine cousins? What would it truly smell like? Would it smell like dung, or what? Never have been able to sneak that in, but or should I say Butt, 
just what would you smell? Of course, there's another question. Why is every human, observes or insensitively over the butt? Guys compliment a woman's butt, women compliment a guy's hind end. My question is why? Sodomy is against the law in many jurisdictions, the butt is where we get rid of nasty waste, yet we druel over her(or his) butt. Again why? On the strip of staying on point here; what if that scrumptulas porn or near porn actress that's making your mouth water and getting a stiffy, what would be your reaction, If you really met her and did a bit of biological exploration. I know that if that Goddess I get rock hard over and makes my olfactory senses be acute, Emmy 
I first would have a coronary, next I'd spend hours playing house with her in soooo many ways. Could it happen? Well, let's see. Back when I was a wolf-pup, I got an assignment to interview for a now competing radio station, the lovable Barbra Mandrell now I had watched her variety show for many years. At first, when I approached at a concert she was doing in SLC Utah, and there she was. My teen, fan of TV show person, right in front of me. I could really touch her, in fact did a tad more than touch, and had wine after at a nearby shack for rent. But I met her. Same 
 I had when I went to the SLC Utah AutoRama, when that was a real hot rod show. We had entered, our version of ye ole General, 

Lee. A featured guest was Catherine Bach, aka the original Daisy 
Duke. Yes her>
it was then that I became her official escort/handler, maintaining, her safety between, her motel. hotel, and to and from the hot rod show. Yes, we had some mind-altering beverages and had a great conversation. It was her that opened up MY doors to things Hazzard. There's more to this story, which I'll get into, in another article here, but the question remains, Has it happened to you? Could it Happen? Just some of what we will be grooving on, on today at noon on ayrewolffm.com and over the air on KTOW-FM 105.7, Hazzard Springs Idaho.





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